This is a greeting card about paper rock scissors and missing someone. It is blank on the inside.
The cover reads: I was missing you so I simulated an epic Rock Paper Scissors battle between us. it was crazy. it went on for an hour and in the end you finally won with paper. I'm pretty sure you cheated but I couldn't prove it, you sneaky fuck. anyway, the prize was this card. so whatever. here. It is printed on 30% recycled whitish/greyish paper. It measures to 5x7 and comes with a brown envelope. Okay? Okay!